Hormone Induced Celebrity Lesbianism

Just when I fall for another celebrity, DUH!! Turns out to be a dyke. First Jodie Foster, now Pink. When is it going to end?

Testosterone Replacement

Whenever I see lesbians on tv or in public, it seems that they always
have more masculine facial features. A lot of them have more wrinkles
on their faces, rougher looking faces, and they look more masculine in
general. Has there been research to show that this is actually true,
and if so, what would the reason be? Is it a low amount of estrogen
compared to straight women? Or just an inordinate amount of testosterone?

The Pettiness of Feminism

I thought this was interesting. A little more in depth that I would go, but, a good read.


1. "The simple fact is that every woman must be willing to be identified as a lesbian to be fully feminist." (National NOW Times, Jan.1988).
2. "Since marriage constitutes slavery for women, it is clear that the women's movement must concentrate on attacking this institution. Freedom for women cannot be won without the abolition of marriage." (radial feminist leader Sheila Cronan).
3. "Being a housewife is an illegitimate profession... The choice to serve and be protected and plan towards being a family-maker is a choice that shouldn't be. The heart of radical feminism is to change that." (Vivian Gornick, feminist author, University of Illinois, "The Daily Illini," April
25, 1981.
4. The most merciful thing a large family can do to one of its infant members is to kill it." (Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood, in "Women and the New Rage," p.67.
5. "In order to raise children with equality, we must take them away from families and communally raise them." (Dr. Mary Jo Bane, feminist and assistant professor of education at Wellesley College and associate director of the school's Center for Research on Woman).
6. "Marriage has existed for the benefit of men; and has been a legally sanctioned method of control over women... We must work to destroy it. The end of the institution of marriage is a necessary condition for the liberation of women. Therefore it is important for us to encourage women to leave their husbands and not to live individually with men... All of history must be re-written in terms of oppression of women. We must go back to ancient female religions like witchcraft." (from "The Declaration of Feminism," November 1971).
7. "Overthrowing capitalism is too small for us. We must overthrow the whole... patriarch!" (Gloria Steinhem, radical feminist leader, editor of 'MS' magazine).
8. In response to a question concerning China's policy of compulsory abortion after the first child, Molly Yard responded, "I consider the Chinese government's policy among the most intelligent in the world." (Gary Bauer, "Abetting Coercion in China," The Washington Times", October 10, 1989).
9. "Let's forget about the mythical Jesus and look for encouragement, solace and inspiration from real women... Two thousand years of patriarchal rule under the shadow of the cross ought to be enough to turn women toward the feminist 'salvation' of this world." (Annie Laurie Gaylor, "Feminist Salvation," "The Humanist", July/August 1988, p.37.
10. "By the year 2000 we will, I hope, raise our children to believe in human potential, not God." (Gloria Steinhem, editor of 'MS' magazine.)
Source: Center for Children's Justice in Denver, CO (Robert Muchnick -

Lesbians on Steroids (Vs. Beer, Pt. 4)

This is the type my Ex-Wife married. Unfortunately!

This brings us to the last, lowest level of Lesbians - the Bulldykes. They are the Natural Lights, the Schaeffers the Genesse Cream Ales of lesbians - if you're smart, you steer clear of them. Bulldykes have short hair, wear boys clothes and, not surprisingly, tend to look like pre-pubescent boys. Bad beer looks bad, tastes bad and leaves you feeling bitter, just like me whenever I see Rosie ODonnell. Bulldykes hate men, and the only thing that would bring a smile to their blockhead faces would be if they lived in a world totally devoid of men. The closest thing they come to being with a man is when they put on their strap on and act like one. I've always wondered this: if they like other women, why do they dress and act like men? Is this why they hate us so much? Because were what they secretly want to be?

Lesbians Vs. Beer, Pt. 3

Let's move on the second tier: Miller Lite, Budweiser, Coors...they do the job. You don't have a smile on your face when youre drinking one of them; youre slightly happy. But you drink these for a reason: you need a buzz. You don't buy them for their taste. You buy them because theyre cheap and they do the job - just like second tier lesbians. If you looked at one of them and didn't know they enjoyed touching other women in their most intimate of areas, you wouldn't spend much time thinking about the typical second-tier lesbian. On the other hand, if you somehow found out they liked hopping into the sack with other women, they instantly become a little bit more attractive and exciting to you, just as Miller Lite starts to taste pretty good and make you feel pretty good after youve downed a couple. For the most part, the second tier sticks with other women but every once in a while, they're known to secretly harbor an attraction to men, and they'll dance with you if youre lucky. Again, though, I caution: Alone, theyre not that great, but two second-tier lesbians in bed with you? As with more than one Budweiser, you're feeling just fine.

Lesbians vs. Beer, Pt. 2

Let's start out with the top level of the Lesbian community - lipstick lesbians. They are comparable to the following beers: Hieneken, Amstel Light, Sam Adams, Asahi, Stella Artois, Anchor Steam.... Name the beer that you consider top of the line - something you drink and savor not only for the slight buzz you are receiving with each luscious sip, but for the taste and texture, the way the bottle feels in your hand, the way the beautiful wheat and barley-bred concoction smoothly slithers down your throat...you cant get higher than this level. Its the same way with lipstick lesbians. They are known to frequent the pages of Penthouse, late-night Cinemax and local clubs. They don't necessarily limit themselves to women only - they like us. In fact, they like us as much as they like other women. They are the Holy Grail of Lesbianism. If you can get in with them, consider yourself and your member two of the luckiest men on the face of the earth. Lipstick lesbians arent always true lesbians - they simply wanted to experiment, or they wanted to do something to make their boyfriends or husbands happy. They look like women - good-looking women. Just like excellent beer, they should be put on a pedestal and honored for their contributions to our pleasure throughout all these years.

Lesbians vs. Beer

Its simple: they're like beer. Aren't two beers better than one? Of course. And lesbians, like beer, are one of lifes true pleasures to most males. Just look at the ones on this page. Two beautiful women kissing, caressing, licking (this is not a porn site, so I'll stop right there) each other, appreciating each others physical beauty...as they say about one of my favorite beers, "it doesn't get much better than that." I take one small gaze at this page and I can't stand up until Junior settles down a bit.
Just like beer, however, there are some good lesbians, average lesbians and just plain nasty lesbians.
Comparing lesbians to beer? How, you ask, can I possibly do that? Its easy. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the musings of a man who is about 45 days from being locked up in the mental wing of local hospital.

OK, What I Originally Thought of Lesbians

Lesbians....
Just saying the word puts a little extra skip in my step. What red-blooded, heterosexual male outside the Governors mansion in New Jersey hasn't dreamed of spending some quality time with a couple of 'em?
I have. And I'm sure you have.
Why do we have this fascination with lesbians? What is it about two women being intimate with each other that drives us so completely nuts that we would give our left one if that was the price we had to pay to be included in their reindeer games?

I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke cigars? -- Homer Simpson, on Heaven The Telltale Head

What is the difference between a Lesbian and Beer?

I like Beer.

Lesbian Coming Out Joke? (Please)

This was emailed to me. And, as I have stated, I will post anything anyone wants heard.

Ok, Joke:

A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"
"Well... yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean you lick women down below?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped: "Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"

Why Do Lesbians use Dildo's?

I have no fucking clue. If you really care, then here:

http://store.healthyandactive.com/st727.html

To My Ex's Horseface Wife

Honestly, you're not very pretty. Actually let me rephrase that, you are fucking hideous. The only way I could possible even fathom the concept of touching you would have to involve Everclear, and a funnel. You look like the bastard daughter of Marilyn Manson and that chick from Garbage. Here's some advice, TAKE A SHOWER! Not only will it clear up that horrific acne on your chest, but it will infact wash away all that grease in your hair. Girls can be ugly without being fat. Dont believe me, stick you hand in your chooch. Feel that hard part of tissue, its called a Hymen - you have it for a reason.

Now go slam another 6 mg. of Testosterone and a few IU's of GH you ManWoman..

An Email I got, Man It is Funny!!!

My last job I worked at a patent translation company for this fat dyke of a woman who consumed a whole roaster chicken with her hands (without a napkin) every day for lunch. She claimed it was all part of her Atkins diet, but really she was just a fat bitch. She once told me a story about how her lover's adopted son had shit his pants at the babysitters. In front of all the kids, she told him to take off his belt and pull down his pants (not cleaning the little boy up first) so she could "spank his ass." (Lifting her shirt to take off HER belt would've been too much of a hassle.)She also used to kick her dog when she brought the little schnauser into work for pissing in the corner. She's probably the worst representation of a human being I've ever witnessed. However, stereotypes in this post abound and really hating any one group of people is so fucking passe. Get over yourself and stop worrying about the tuna on the sushi buffet if you don't eat fish.

Do I Really Hate Lesbians?

Women are, by nature, beautiful creatures to be respected and admired. But plenty of them come along that make me want to stab myself in the eyeball with a fucking spork. And this, my 'friends,' is why I hate lesbians. Or at least the 94.5% of them who fall into the pit of stereotype. (* = By the same token, the statement that I hate lesbians is incredibly narrow-minded. I would like to point out that because I don't give a shit, I'm generalising. If you find yourself reading the criteria I have to be on my hate list and discover that none of them apply to you, then don't worry, because I'm obviously not going after you, and you are a credit to humanity. You go, girl.)

Why I Hate Lesbians, Pt. 2

Lesbians strive to deviate from normal society so much it's almost nauseating. They cut their hair short to single themselves out as butch, they put rainbow stickers on the back of their Miatas, and those with nice enough tits to make it to celebrity status broadcast their sexuality (or lack thereof) to every corner of the world whenever possible. And amusingly enough, those who fit within this box-eater stereotype are doing just what they shun the most: blending in with everyone else. Proof? Every single fucking email addressed the same issues, which I will now answer here in a handy-dandy checlist form, broken down into little words so that any returning dumbasses out there can understand what the Hell I'm trying to say to them.

Why I Hate Lesbians, Pt. 1

So I've gotten a few angry emails and pissy comments from some presumably bull-dyke lesbians regarding my debut message about why shaving your vagina is a pain in the ass. As a matter of fact, I think they might have actually intended to hurt my feelings. Instead, all they did was prove my point that lesbians are simply the most retarded, cunt-backward creatures in the world, and give me even more hope that in the coming apocalypse they will be destroyed in -- ironically -- balls of fire.

Lesbians, Sniff my Armpits!!

Study Suggests Difference in Lesbians' Brains
By Randolph E Schmid, AP Science Writer
Lesbians' brains react differently to sex hormones than those of heterosexual women, new research indicates.
That's in line with an earlier study that had indicated gay men's brain responses were different from straight men - though the difference for men was more pronounced than has now been found in women.
Lesbians' brains reacted somewhat, though not completely, like those of heterosexual men, a team of Swedish researchers said in Tuesday's edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
A year ago, the same group reported findings for gay men that showed their brain response to hormones was similar to that of heterosexual women.
In both cases the findings add weight to the idea that homosexuality has a physical basis and is not learned behavior.
"It shows sexual orientation may very well have a different basis between men and women ... this is not just a mirror image situation," said Sandra Witelson, an expert on brain anatomy and sexual orientation at the Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario.
"The important thing is to be open to the likely situation that there are biological factors that contribute to sexual orientation," added Witelson, who was not part of the research team.
The research team led by Ivanka Savic at the Stockholm Brain Institute had volunteers sniff chemicals derived from male and female sex hormones. These chemicals are thought to be pheromones - molecules known to trigger responses such as defense and sex in many animals.
Whether humans respond to pheromones has been debated, although in 2000 American researchers reported finding a gene that they believe directs a human pheromone receptor in the nose.
The same team reported last year on a comparison of the response of male homosexuals to heterosexual men and women. They found that the brains of gay men reacted more like those of women than of straight men.
The new study shows a similar, but weaker, relationship between the response of lesbians and straight men.
Heterosexual women found the male and female pheromones about equally pleasant, while straight men and lesbians liked the female pheromone more than the male one. Men and lesbians also found the male hormone more irritating than the female one, while straight women were more likely to be irritated by the female hormone than the male one.
All three groups rated the male hormone more familiar than the female one. Straight women found both hormones about equal in intensity, while lesbians and straight men found the male hormone more intense than the female one.
The brains of all three groups were scanned when sniffing male and female hormones and a set of four ordinary odors. Ordinary odors were processed in the brain circuits associated with smell in all the volunteers.
In heterosexual males the male hormone was processed in the scent area but the female hormone was processed in the hypothalamus, which is related to sexual stimulation. In straight women the sexual area of the brain responded to the male hormone while the female hormone was perceived by the scent area.
In lesbians, both male and female hormones were processed the same, in the basic odor processing circuits, Savic and her team reported.
Each of the three groups of subjects included 12 healthy, unmedicated, right-handed and HIV-negative individuals.
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Lesbians and Testosterone

Lesbians are more than twice as likely as heterosexual women to have a hormonal imbalance that causes infertility, a British study has found, linking for the first time lesbian sexual orientation with hormonal makeup.The discovery by researchers from the London Women's Clinic centred on the most common cause of ovarian dysfunction in women, polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS).Caused by an imbalance of sex hormones, one of the main features of PCOS is hyperandrogenism - an abnormally high concentration of male steroid hormones called androgens. Symptoms related to PCOS include irregular menstrual periods, an inability to conceive, acne or excessive body or facial hair.The study involved examining 618 women who attended the clinic for fertility treatment between November 2001 and January 2003. Each woman had her medical and sexual histories taken during three sessions with a nurse, a counsellor or a clinical psychologist. Of those interviewed, 254 were lesbian and 364 were heterosexual women.None of the women studied knew if they had polycystic ovaries seen in PCOS, but 15% had been treated previously for some of the symptoms. The subjects were given a pelvic ultrasound examination on the second or third day of their menstrual cycle, and blood samples taken to measure their levels of reproductive hormones.The incidence of both polycystic ovaries and PCOS is generally twice as high in women seeking fertility treatment than it is in the general population. In the study, 52% of the women had polycystic ovaries, and 24% had PCOS. But the study showed prevalence of polycystic ovaries and PCOS was much higher in lesbian women than heterosexual women.Eighty percent of the lesbian women had polycystic ovaries, compared to only 32% in heterosexual women. And lesbian women had higher rates of PCOS as well, with 38% having the syndrome compared to 14% of heterosexual women.Dr Rina Agrawal, deputy medical director at the London Women's Clinic who led the study, presented her findings to the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology in Madrid overnight."We observed a significantly higher prevalence of polycystic ovaries and PCOS in lesbian compared with heterosexual women. Our initial results are also suggestive of a significantly greater hyperandrogenism in lesbians compared with heterosexual women," said Agrawal.Lesbian and heterosexual women with normal ovaries had similar levels of androgen and SHBG (sex hormone binding globulin), which binds testosterone and other sex hormones.But analysis of the blood samples showed that the lesbian women seeking fertility treatment had significantly higher levels of male hormones, including testosterone, androstenedione, free testosterone index and luteinising hormone (LH).SHBG, on the other hand, was significantly lower in lesbian women. If SHBG levels are lowered, a woman with normal levels of testosterone will have elevated levels of free testosterone - which results in symptoms related to hyperandrogenism."Our research neither suggests nor indicates that polycystic ovaries-PCOS causes lesbianism, only that polycystic ovaries-PCOS is more prevalent in lesbian women," said Agrawal. "We do, however, hypothesise that hyperandrogenism - which is associated with PCOS - may be one of the factors contributing to the sexual orientation of women."The researchers also pointed out that in the past 20 years, only 0.1% of published research was dedicated to the healthcare of homosexual individuals. "Our study emphasises the importance of treating these women in a non-judgemental and non-biased manner, so that clinicians may offer them appropriate health advice," Agrawal said.

Credit Repair

Oh, yeah, the credit went down the toilet. I mean, a real shitstorm.

After our divorce, we had to settle on something called a QDRO. That stand for a Qualified Domestic Relations Order.

So, I handed over a total of about $1.5 million dollars, (US).

She was entilted to this. I agree, but,