An Email I got, Man It is Funny!!!

My last job I worked at a patent translation company for this fat dyke of a woman who consumed a whole roaster chicken with her hands (without a napkin) every day for lunch. She claimed it was all part of her Atkins diet, but really she was just a fat bitch. She once told me a story about how her lover's adopted son had shit his pants at the babysitters. In front of all the kids, she told him to take off his belt and pull down his pants (not cleaning the little boy up first) so she could "spank his ass." (Lifting her shirt to take off HER belt would've been too much of a hassle.)She also used to kick her dog when she brought the little schnauser into work for pissing in the corner. She's probably the worst representation of a human being I've ever witnessed. However, stereotypes in this post abound and really hating any one group of people is so fucking passe. Get over yourself and stop worrying about the tuna on the sushi buffet if you don't eat fish.