To My Ex's Horseface Wife

Honestly, you're not very pretty. Actually let me rephrase that, you are fucking hideous. The only way I could possible even fathom the concept of touching you would have to involve Everclear, and a funnel. You look like the bastard daughter of Marilyn Manson and that chick from Garbage. Here's some advice, TAKE A SHOWER! Not only will it clear up that horrific acne on your chest, but it will infact wash away all that grease in your hair. Girls can be ugly without being fat. Dont believe me, stick you hand in your chooch. Feel that hard part of tissue, its called a Hymen - you have it for a reason.

Now go slam another 6 mg. of Testosterone and a few IU's of GH you ManWoman..